Baby's First Kiss: Diaper Trauma

Post #11

babysfirstkiss — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:28:58 +0000

Name that boat:

Trollin’ for Bitches

Homeward Blonde

Don’t Patronize Me

Shiver me Timbers of Cock

Oldies but Goodies

Angela’s Ashes

Moulin Spooge

Cumbert

Nimcumboat

A Boat’s First Dump: The Story of the Fatties Who Couldn’t Swim

If It Fits In My Vagina, It’ll Fit in Your Boat II

All Abored

Dick Gravy

Dick Dribblin’

Hey! That’s my Dick!

Bit O Honey Cum

Heidi’s Rash

Captain Sneaky’s Whore-Fuckin’ Titty-Suckin’ Wild Ride to Spoogeville

Chesticles: The Musical

Big Cockin’: Floatin’ on the juicy river of cum

Willie Winkie’s Stinky

Seamen’s Taste

Dick Durbin

The Lion King of Dick

Sniff This, Mama

Late Night Sneaky Uncle

Sheeho’s Gay Sex Room

Post #10

babysfirstkiss — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:12:29 +0000

Captain Sneaky’s Whore-Fuckin’ Titty-Suckin’ Wild Ride to Spoogeville

Post #9

babysfirstkiss — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 07:04:14 +0000

Hold both ends of the lace straight. Pull both ends tight. Lace the cayenne flavored wire through the sensitive area of the eyebone.

Tonight’s menu

Kefir ‘n trollops

Post #8

babysfirstkiss — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 01:54:02 +0000

Terrifying

If I can’t sell it, keep sitting on it

Shave me dry

P—- P—-

Post #7

babysfirstkiss — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:26:45 +0000

Hair of the douche

Post #6

babysfirstkiss — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:40:05 +0000

Gumming on toothsome syrups of mosquitoes and silverfish, they were suckin’ teet on his flue.

Post #5

babysfirstkiss — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:25:19 +0000

Paw-Paw applied a generous dollop of rancid bacon grease to his colossal steak shaft, stuffed it into Little Sister’s hot bologna bubblegum, and whipped her jelly ’til the butter came.

Post #4

babysfirstkiss — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:23:07 +0000

He buttered up his veiny prong and, kneading at the chip-chop hamflaps of her swollen poonanny with his meaty monkey paws, slid it lovingly into the darkening deep of her sweet Georgia brown.

Post #3

babysfirstkiss — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:55:17 +0000

Mud and guts and buffalo nuts.

Post #2

babysfirstkiss — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:56:32 +0000

I eased out of bed and let my robe fall to the floor, then shuffled my eighty-year-old bones over to the dogloo and entered Buffy from behind.