Post #9

Hold both ends of the lace straight. Pull both ends tight. Lace the cayenne flavored wire through the sensitive area of the eyebone.

Tonight’s menu

Kefir ‘n trollops

Post #8

Terrifying

If I can’t sell it, keep sitting on it

Shave me dry

P—- P—-

Post #4

He buttered up his veiny prong and, kneading at the chip-chop hamflaps of her swollen poonanny with his meaty monkey paws, slid it lovingly into the darkening deep of her sweet Georgia brown.

Post #3

Mud and guts and buffalo nuts.

Post #2

I eased out of bed and let my robe fall to the floor, then shuffled my eighty-year-old bones over to the dogloo and entered Buffy from behind.

Post #1

He got the potato squats and thrust his grayish member into the sloppy garbage.